fingers

A French archaeologist doing research on historical sites in the interior of Java. He found the 1,000-year-old plate. But he kept digging after finding the plate, so that the residents were asked

Q: Why are you still digging?
A: I'm still curious about the two objects, the spoon and fork.
Q: sorry sir, from the first people here do not eat using their fingers

SENIOR PILOT

A reporter was interviewing a senior pilot

w: Captain, how can you know the right target without hitting civilians?

p: it's easy, I just have to learn where the location of enemy ammunition depot satellite photos

w: then why last week no civilian casualties sir?

p: yes his name is also human, why not one bit